REMINDER: YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH
The "Everything is Terrible All the Time shirts are back in stock. Here's your big chance to finally be cool.
Canvas brand, screenprinted (no print on demand BS), no text on the reverse side, women's v-neck and men's/unisex crew neck available. Simple. Black. Bleak. Let everyone know how you feel. Let everyone know your favorite blog. Canvas sizing guides for unisex and women's v-neck shirts. Won't fall apart or fade after one wash. Black hides tears, too.
Please use the correct order button, Domestic or International. Anything outside of the U.S., even Canada, must use the International button.
They go quickly. Don't be left out!
February 13th, 2017 at 5:16 pm
100% cotton? Or blend?
February 13th, 2017 at 10:36 pm
Oh damn, I didn't realize the shirt will make me cool. Maybe you should keep one or ten for yourself too. ❤️❤️
February 14th, 2017 at 10:28 am
Thought these would be available at Nordstrom's because they have all that empty rack space now…
February 14th, 2017 at 1:15 pm
The Pal of Pay told me that my package was on the way…can't wait. It's for my squeeze, who utters those exact words multiple times per day.
February 14th, 2017 at 1:38 pm
Need big & tall sizes!
February 15th, 2017 at 6:56 pm
Agreed. terraformer. I'd be in if I could get a 3X, even if I had to pay the usual couple of ducats for the fat tax.
February 17th, 2017 at 1:10 pm
My pal of pay also told me my order was on the way, but of the 2 shirts I ordered & paid for, I only received 1. Love the one I got, really want the one I didn't, as it's for someone else.