The photos of the "crowds" at the tank parade remind me of when Bill Hicks would come on stage in an almost-empty club, scan the room slowly, and announce "I've had more people in bed than this" ...
When the president sends a cabinet member on TV to announce "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
This is from 2022 but it was absolutely right. The practiced buffoonery of Trump 1, all the "just kiddings" and "seriously but not literallys" absolutely succeeded in desensitizing people who are hardly paying any attention to the harder stuff they always intended to do next. ...
The basic fallacy in chasing votes by being "tough on immigration" is that the modal American's position on the issue is "Deport the Bad ones and keep the Good ones," and they alone know who is which, and that simply does not translate into workable policy. So this kind of gestapo stuff horrifies some of the same people who cheered when Trump promised to do it. There are true sociopaths who love this, but "No, I meant only the BAD immigrants! Not my coworker/friend/neighbor!" is as likely a reaction as enthusiasm. You cannot do immigration policy that satisfies these people because what they want is nonsensical.
So by the time center-left parties fully commit to chasing the far right by "getting tough" on immigration, the backlash has already begun to build and they walk right into it. "I thought you people wanted this!" No, they want something impossible and convinced themselves they'd could have it - the "eat whatever you want AND lose weight!" of immigration policies.
It is hard to grasp but large masses of Americans are both racist/xenophobic AND not racist/xenophobic enough to applaud what Trump is doing. It's goldilocks shit, they want a level of racism/xenophobia calibrated exactly to their personal preferences, and you just can't make that policy. Don't try. ...
AP: Trump extends olive branch, invites Musk to White House cellar to taste some brand new amontillado ...
Andrew Laurence says:
I had no idea you looked so much like Seth Rogen!
democommie says:
Ed:
The writing is spot-on.
Your bio may need to be "spiced up" and, look, for the price of R/T (Business class) on United Syracuse–Chicago I will give you a WAY better photo. You need a backdrop that is blacker than a black velvet Elvis canvas and a new tie. Get some Ferragamos and a pair of those edgy red wirerims. Call me, I'll fit you in right after I have my carpal tunnel release done at the end of August.
democommie says:
@ Andrew Laurence:
That Seth Rogen, whoever he is (the heir to the hair regrowth formula fortune?) is one lucky mofo.
J.D. says:
It's awesome that you're starting to get published in so many outlets.
mago says:
Go Ed.
Delbort says:
@J.D.
"It's awesome that you're starting to get published in so many outlets."
Yeah, it just sucks that the entire world had to start falling apart at the seams for it to happen.
Katydid says:
Ed, you chose your outfit well–even if you couldn't get Demo to photograph you, you still looked sharp and professional. My advice; try to take your picture against a blank wall so people focus on you and not the background details.
Your words, of course, were impeccable. I forwarded both articles to friends. I'm counting on you having many more published articles! I'll be proud to say I "knew you when".
Mo says:
Hey, I posted a link to your The Week piece and it trolled in a big fat local Trumpster, no waiting.
Virtual high five.
democommie says:
"I'm counting on you having many more published articles! I'll be proud to say I "knew you when"."
I knowed this was gonna happen when he never STARTED returning my calls.
anotherbozo says:
Oh, you didn't say that two of YOUR pieces "went up today." Congrats. You were destined for the wider world. The first article was as compelling as any out there, on WaPo, the Guardian, wherever.
Though maybe we ca go to FB for the dick jokes.
hotshoe says:
Ayep, I read both articles and did not catch on that I was supposed to notice the author until I read the congrats in the comments. I guess that's why no one is hiring me to be a big thinker. But CONGRATS on the new column in The Week,
They need you to write weekly — hope it works out!
Bjm says:
I now basically want to be Ed when I grow up.
Safety Man! says:
I didn't think we were at UGA at the same time, now I'm convinced I've seen you in passing somewhere…
Heisenberg says:
Go Ed! I can't think of anyone more deserving.
Tom Bloodgood says:
Congratulations on getting your hard work recognized. Big thumbs up!
julief says:
Several months ago, Rachel Maddow did a great 20-minute opening story on the sale of the Florida mansion to the Russian oligarch. The whole deal stinks to high heaven! Trump massively laundered 10's of millions of dollars for that guy, would love to know how much he skimmed of the top to help him hide that money from his ex-wife.
Peggy says:
Good articles! Congrats!
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