*80s stand-up comic voice*
Diddler on the roof! ...
Going under anaesthetic involved me signing documents confirming that the hospital warned me not to “enter into any contracts or legal agreements” for 12 hours after coming out of it and, no joke, I’d watch a 10 part prestige streaming series about whatever incident led to them adding that warning. ...
mike says:
David Hasselhoff is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This animated .gif should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Ed says:
David Hasselhoff is on his way to becoming the next Shatner. He is going to make this new sort of career among nerds and hipsters based entirely on the fact that he is a giant tool. Mark my words.
mike says:
In 30 years, 2020s, Baywatch will look as completely alien and bizarre and reflecting a worldview that couldn't possibly have existed as Star Trek in the 1990s. I believe it.
Scott says:
I hate you, Ed.
erik says:
kind of mesmorizing in some kind of sick "I am staring at Hasselhof's crotch" sort of way.