HE'S A HYBRID OF GOD AND OTIS WILSON
Not since Edward the Confessor's passing have the English people had a champion quite like Angle Grinder Man.
Angle Grinder Man is a populist hero who roams the streets at dusk with a gas-powered angle grinder (a piece of industrial equipment used to wear through metal and stone) sawing through the Denver Boots on ticketed parked cars. He serves without hope of reward, although he does leave a small envelope on each car asking the owner to send a small donation to a PO Box if they so desire.
In the hierarchy of the greatest men who have ever lived, Angle Grinder Man fits in a slot somewhere between Ghandi and Casimir Pulaski.
April 26th, 2004 at 1:24 pm
Once again, I'm proud to live here.
April 26th, 2004 at 1:25 pm
And can I just add, he kicks Batmans arse, America!
April 26th, 2004 at 5:15 pm
are we sure that he's not wearing that outfit out in the streets at night for some other purpose?
April 26th, 2004 at 5:26 pm
If he lives in Kent, he's probably not after the boy/boy action. They're very proper there.
April 26th, 2004 at 5:28 pm
Dave, do you know if there is a way to contact him? Ginandtacos.com needs to have an interview with him – and possibly invite him to chicago to take a stab out here.
April 26th, 2004 at 5:33 pm
he used to have a webpage, complete with manifestos, but it appears to be down (and not goggled-cached sadly):
http://www.anglegrinderman.co.uk/
as for the gay thing, it's evidently been covered:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/999964/posts
'For the record, "I'm a heterosexual superhero," Angle-Grinder Man said, "although I have no problem being a gay icon."'
April 26th, 2004 at 5:58 pm
his new website is here:
http://www.anglegrinderman.org/
April 27th, 2004 at 1:29 am
it's refreshing to know that mr. angle-grinder man is secure in his own sexuality and the connotations that come with his wearing lots of spandex and a mask at night. it takes a real man to be comfortable wearing gold kneepads…i think.