SO IS IT WRITTEN, AND SO SHALL IT BE
After many failed attempts to land the Shroud of Turin, eBay is listing a grilled cheese sandwich containing an image of the Virgin Mary.
I'll let that sink in. Here.
This is nothing compared to my Hot Pocket on which Menachem Begin has appeared
eBay has banned this listing repeatedly, but has finally allowed it under close supervision. Now that bidding has crossed $15,000,000 I suspect they will cancel it soon.
"And the Lord said unto Peter, 'I shall send a sign of My love when thine Kraft Singles are betwixt Wonder Bread and slathered with the fruit of the Parkay tree." Revelations 12: 13-15.
I respect your opinions and beliefs, but really, don't you see the similarity
November 17th, 2004 at 12:21 pm
I don't think that would be hard to make. We'd just need a stencil like image of the virgin mary…
I'm going to get to work on this.
November 17th, 2004 at 12:45 pm
ooo. try it on a pancake. now i really want a bvm waffle iron. there must be a market for this somewhere.
November 17th, 2004 at 1:43 pm
I don't understand this. Why is it that anytime a vaguely feminine image is burned into a grilled cheese sandwich everyone just assumes that it is the virgin mary.
This could really be any woman manifesting herself in this guy's sandwich. My personal opinion is that it looks far more like Audrey Hepburn. Am I wrong?
By the way, the last thing this guy sold on ebay was a Universal Studios sweatshirt he bought at the park "because he was cold"
November 17th, 2004 at 2:32 pm
I was under the impression that Audrey Hepburn herself was an incarnation of Our Mother, except with better hair and hotter costars.
November 18th, 2004 at 3:12 am
I see what you are saying, and you have a compelling arguement, but look at my amendment to ed's entry to show where I am coming from…its in the eyes really.
November 18th, 2004 at 9:52 am
I don't know what you guys are talking about, it looks like Mike to me.
November 18th, 2004 at 7:25 pm
Having experienced an extremely traumatic refusal to my proposal of marriage from an ex-stripper who once (before my proposal) led me through an astonishingly well-orchestrated scenario that I only learned later (after watching Breakfast at Tiffany's, which she–let's call her Dreidel–had always owned and I could never figure out why Dreidel wouldn't watch it with me) was almost identical to Audrey Hepburn and George Peppards' scene that ends in the rain (although in my/our case it began in her apartment and it wasn't raining and we made it all the way to the airport), I refuse to countenance that the most beautiful Hepburn, who is forever inextricably linked to my consummated-yet-unrequited love, could make my tragic and bittersweet memory of Dreidel merely a degree of separation from a grilled cheese in swaddling cotton balls.
I shan't. I shan't, I say!
Then again, it does have a bite taken out of it…
Okay, damn her eyes. Audrey it is; catharsis through e-commerce worked for me! Strong men also cry… strong men also cry… et tu, e-bay?
November 24th, 2004 at 10:04 am
Un. Friggin. Believable…
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