SO IT'S SETTLED

We'll just have one mass shooting per week in exchange for the continued failure to address any of the problems related to gun control and violence in our society.

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Furthermore, they will continue in the current rotating order of courthouse (Federal offices of any kind are acceptable), church, and school (hospitals may be substituted in a pinch).

If the mass shootings violate their portion of the agreement by increasing in number to two or three per week, we'll consider reconsidering.

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6 thoughts on “SO IT'S SETTLED”

  • Let's just hope no-one's left braindead in these shootings. Sorry, that's bad taste. Where I say 'Braindead', I actually mean 'unable to function on any fundamental level necessary to qualify as a human life, but otherwise enjoying the standard of living of any middle-class American.'

    Sorry. Glad I cleared that up.

  • The problem here is that the morons responsible for putting the gun in the kid's hand are themselves dead, and thus not around to be made a suitable example of. (Though winding up dead is quite the cautionary tale, it doesn't have the sting of facing a good, vigorous prosecution with accompanying pillorying in the court of public opinion.) Seems to me that the solution to this problem is just to pass a law saying that if a minor under your care gets hold of your gun(s) and pulls a Dodge City, you get to face the music to the tune of "full-blown accomplice." Might keep a few more trigger-locks in place, a few more gun cabinets closed with something more than a non-jigger-proof latch. But such a law will never pass, because it would be asking voters to take MORE responsibility for their actions, which they (we) will never do.

  • I would agree w/ having the adult gun owner charged as an accomplice. There is no excuse for not having guns locked up. I am a gun owner but they're all inside my safe, no way in hell a kid would be able to get at that.

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    What ever happened to pissed off ex-employees returning to Post Offices and going on shooting sprees, there? They started this whole trend, but they've been slacking. I seriously think we need to consider redifining the term 'going postal.'

  • I would like to point out a similar issue just happening in California. The Governator signed a bill to make buying .50 caliber guns/ammo illegal. The NRA followed this up by annoucing that they are supporting a new caliber standard, .499, called the Girlie Man.

    To funny.

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