OH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE

Don't you hate being told a long, odd story without being given the information necessary to make sense of it until late in the game? I do.

By now you've probably heard or read a thing or two about this story – an 18 year old Pennsylvania teen wanted for murdering the parents of his 14 year old girlfriend, whom he then allegedly kidnapped and took across state lines. Aside from sounding like a classic white trash soap opera, the story had a coating of weirdness on it that I just couldn't put my finger on. Then I saw this comment dropped casually at the end of a news report on the teens' capture in Indiana:

Kaitlin Borden (sister of the 14 year old girl) told police that Ludwig (accused killer) brought her sister home early Sunday after keeping her out all night. The father summoned him back, and an argument ensued, ending in the fatal shootings. She said Ludwig called for her sister, and the two — both of whom were home-schooled and met through a home-schooling event — fled.

Aha. Well why didn't you say that in the first place? Ginandtacos.com is really keen on the idea of homeschooling and does not at all consider it to be a dangerous legal loophole that allows the possibility of complete psychopaths brainwashing their children and then sending them into the world utterly devoid of social skills except for awkward interactions with other children in the same circumstances. See the classic "Abandon the public schools, for they teach no rug braiding" piece for our passionate defense of the right to home-school.

So let this double-homicide make clear the message of the parents who chose to home-school their kids in this situation:

  • Public schools = bad
  • Sex education = bad
  • Ready access to guns by angry teen boys = good
  • Allowing legal adult males to date 14 year old girls = good (so long as their shelves are lined with Left Behind books and PG movies)

    Excellent. As a result, two people are dead and another is on his way to a life in prison. Don't weep for Patrick Henry University, though. It will find plenty of other maladjusted kids to turn into Future Bill Frist Interns in his place.

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  • 25 Responses to “OH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE”

    1. Samantha Says:

      I am so with you on this one. My not-quite-right-in-the-head ex-husband's seemingly sane brother and his obviously crazy bible beating wife have ELEVEN children – all from just the two of them – and of course they home school. Their reason for having so many children? God wants them to have as many white babies as they can to counter all the black babies being born. Their reason for home schooling? They want all the children with them when it's time for THE RAPTURE.

    2. J. Dryden Says:

      Tsk. When you think about what Charles Starkweather and *his* 14-year-old girlfriend were able to accomplish after killing *her* parents and driving cross-country (the parallel is slightly eerie), it just makes you realize that home-schooling just doesn't give kids the added 'oomph' they need to achieve genuine greatness in today's modern world. I mean, is *this* guy gonna be the subject of a Springsteen song? I think not…

    3. Ed Says:

      The parents of the killer had their home searched by the police. They found 54 guns.

      FIFTY FOUR. Those people definitely needed to be home-schooling their kids.

      http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/17/parents.slain/index.html

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