WE'VE GOT NOTHING. WE'RE COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS. HAPPY?

No I'm not happy, Hollywood. And I won't be until you stop doing this.

Don't forget to read all the way to the end, where they reveal some other upcoming sure-to-be-awesome (not to mention completely original) films.

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4 Responses to “WE'VE GOT NOTHING. WE'RE COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS. HAPPY?”

  1. Ray Says:

    I hate them. I hate them all. There used to be something called a… what was it? Oh yeah, a "screenwriter." I'm not sure but I think they made things called "movies."

  2. cerb Says:

    There should be general rule that if the main "star" from the 80s show is still available to play the role (Tom Selleck, The Hoff and Don Johnson for example), then the movie shouldn't be filmed. Or we could all have a brain in our heads like Ray and never fucking make these shitheaps. I can't find one redeeming thing about these remakes, even the thought of me hammered while watching a boat jump sequence with some hot Jan Hammer synth beats in the background.

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    Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.

    Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.

    Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!

    Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.

    Lisa: Or an inlet.

    Bart: Or a fjord.

    Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.

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