America (or, more specifically, Kansas) – the land where banging and marrying a 15 year old is considered morally acceptable while gay marriage remains a vile perversion of God's will.
Let's do a rank-ordering here of the morally preferable relationships.
1. Joyful Christian wedlock (consenting adults) 2. People who hate each other but realize that divorce is a sin 3. People who never liked one another in the first place but felt it was God's will that they marry a co-worker before child-bearing age passed them by 4. Adult marrying a 14-16 year old 5. Arranged marriage 6. Cohabitation with the potential of marriage 7. Cohabitation 8. Pederasty (among the ordained) 9. Pederasty (laymen) 10. Polygamy (a.k.a. "Mormon Hold'em") 11. Marriage to the Sea 12. Necrophilia (with former spouse) 13. Necrophilia (stranger) 14. Beastiality (mammalian) 15. Beastiality (non-mammalian) 16. Necrophiliac beastiality 17. Gay domestic partnership