"DOCTOR, IT BURNS WHEN I PEE…"

I'm sure that the physicians on staff at the average convalescent/retirement home hear this on a daily basis, but said doctors can no longer safely assume diabetes to be the underlying cause.

Yes, in yet another example of the depressing and complete loss of innocence that defines modern American life, it appears that granny and gramps have the clap. Or the herp. Or something of the kind.

I need a drink and a shower.

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One Response to “"DOCTOR, IT BURNS WHEN I PEE…"”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    The URL for this story is:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/wkmg/20060527/lo_wkmg/9283707

    As posted on your site, it's a dead link.