Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
Matthew says:
Come on now, you're talking about the Naval Reserve, not the Coast Guard.
Tim says:
interesting…congratz on the interviews!
j says:
Hey coast guard is serious business…I had a friend in the CG who was patrolling the coast of Alaska and they would commonly run raids on drug boats (basically floating drug labs) that were staffed by heavily armed Russian and Chinese sailors. Many times it led to near-firefights out in the middle of the ocean, miles from civilization.
Ed says:
All kidding aside about the CG. They are pretty bad-ass. It's just too tempting for me to pass up nautical, scatalogical jokes.
Dustin says:
Nothing wrong with being the "token liberal". It's suiting Alan Colmes just fine.
pmayo says:
Nevr trust men who dress in white and call themselves "seamen."
peggy says:
Go Ed go! I can't wait to hear daily reports about your rear admiral swabbing your poop deck with his seamen.
Did I get 'em all??
J. Dryden says:
I'm pretty sure there's a fo'c'sle joke to be made here…"Folks" something something "hole"…
Nate says:
Make sure ye batton down yer hatches, me matey…
Eh… I got nothin'.
Good luck! :)