Ahh, Thanksgiving. I prefer to celebrate it the classic American way – watching the Detroit Lions lose by 30, eating until everything goes white, seeing relatives I don't like, and distributing smallpox-covered blankets.
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November 27th, 2008 at 1:35 am
holy shit. do people REALLY eat "Turducken"? just saw it on one of those Brockman-esque 'human interest' bits on an Australian news program.
I'd heard about it before, but actually seeing it… i mean, shit…
i don't know whether to laugh, cry, or hurl.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
a lot of southerners do. i vividly remember john madden slicing into a turducken on air during a football game with his fucking hand. he then used chalk talk to circle the turkey, duck, and chicken.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Or there is the turbaconducken
http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/11/24/happy-thanksbacon/
November 27th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Don't forget about the fabled turhumanheaducken! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42980
November 27th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
No Ed celebration is complete without the much famed Robotang. :)