AMERICAN TRADITIONS

Ahh, Thanksgiving. I prefer to celebrate it the classic American way – watching the Detroit Lions lose by 30, eating until everything goes white, seeing relatives I don't like, and distributing smallpox-covered blankets.

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5 Responses to “AMERICAN TRADITIONS”

  1. beau Says:

    holy shit. do people REALLY eat "Turducken"? just saw it on one of those Brockman-esque 'human interest' bits on an Australian news program.

    I'd heard about it before, but actually seeing it… i mean, shit…

    i don't know whether to laugh, cry, or hurl.

  2. cerb Says:

    a lot of southerners do. i vividly remember john madden slicing into a turducken on air during a football game with his fucking hand. he then used chalk talk to circle the turkey, duck, and chicken.

  3. Shane Says:

    Or there is the turbaconducken

    http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/11/24/happy-thanksbacon/

  4. j Says:

    Don't forget about the fabled turhumanheaducken! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42980

  5. Nate Says:

    No Ed celebration is complete without the much famed Robotang. :)