THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN
The Black Table has a step-by-step instructional essay (with dozens of photos) entitled "The Road to Turducken." I'm not going to lie to you, it's really pretty gross. Strong stomach required.
That website is awesome, btw. I've previously linked to their tutorial on making prison wine. Check it out again if you need a refresher course.

November 28th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I'm trying to get someone to make me a turbaconducken.
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/
November 28th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
wow. i just… but that's so…. why would they…?
wow.