If Hannidate is just too liberal (or not quite enough of a sausage party) for you, relax. There is another dating service that can meet your needs. Head on over to TheAtlasphere.com – the premier dating site for Ayn Rand acolytes around the world – and take your pick of thousands of men who will probably chloroform you, cut off your legs, and do unspeakable things to your person. On the first date. A date which, not coincidentally, will not only be his first with you but possibly his first ever.

Here is a nice sample of TheAtlasphere's finer moments. My personal favorite is Lewis from London, a charming lad who notes:

I love intelligent, sassy girls, particularly those working in consulting or investment banking (but other fields are great too). Really, nothing is hotter than an accomplished girl in a suit, as long as she is willing to settle down and have my children. I want a girl who will support my ambitions against the naysayers in society.

How has some young lady not yet snapped you up, Lewis? Then again, if Drew Peterson can reel in wife number five, I suppose Lewis is something of a catch.

(Thanks Matthew and Sylvia!)


  • jesus christ i hate her. for like a week straight this year i kept getting these mailers sent to school from the "Ayn Rand Institute" advertising free copies of "Anthem" (perfect for grades 8-10!) and The Fountainhead (perfect for grades 11 & 12!) for teachers. the only caveat? you had to teach the book in your class! fucking deal and a half, no?

  • During her stint as a rabid right winger, Arianna Huffington was on an episode of Talk of the Nation (when it was good and still hosted by Ray Suarez), along with the head of the Objetivist Society or the Atlas Society (did they change their name to make it more appealing)? She pretty much made the Objectivist guy look like an idiot. Her premise was the same as Robs above – 'The Fountainhead was a great read for my idealistic middle school mindset, but then I grew up'. It was my first inkling of some kind of respect for the woman.

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