MISTER, YOU JUST MADE A SALE!
Do you want a job at Lee University in lovely Cleveland, Tennessee? Well according to their recent posting to the job section of the American Political Science Association site, all you need to do is:
Send letter of application, curriculum vitae, three letters of recommendation, transcripts, a personal statement of Christian faith, and a statement describing the integration of Christian faith and discipline of expertise to (name omitted).
Sign. Me. Up.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Please also include a statement blaming every problem in America on Godless liberal homosexuals
March 28th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I wasn't sure how else to get this to you, but I knew you would want to know ASAP: ShamWow guy was arrested recently "…on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room…"
Enjoy.
March 28th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
aaand the link: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/03/breaking-shamwow-guy-allegedly-slap.html
March 29th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Samantha, do you think you could link to a less misogynistic site next time? Kthanx.
March 29th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
On-point for a sec: this type of up-front requirement is slipping into more and more job listings, I've noticed–and the sad thing is, the market is so bad, I suspect a number of people will fake their way through this affirmation in order to find someplace, anyplace, that will get them out of the world of Lecturer-dom. (Otherwise known as "Hell.") Lord knows (pun intended), I thought about it. Three year of (involuntary) Bible study, I can talk-the-talk, and I really needed a job…Anyway, consider it a sign of the Regent-Universitification of the academic world, where the next generation of Monica Goodlings will come from.