NPF: PROJECT SWAG
This site is ad-free and always will be. That said, I've decided to offer some swag to help cover costs. If you'd like to buy something to help support the site, great. If not, that's great too. Please note that it will take another week or two for the finished products to arrive, so don't fret if and when they don't arrive in your mailbox immediately.
Tack on $5 for shipping to other countries. Sorry, but that shit's expensive now.
These are perfect for your laptop, bumper, guitar case, locker, bike helmet, front door (keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away), bong, or forehead. In the absence of clothing, one or more stickers can be placed hastily over your genitals.
3" x 5" stickers on heavy white vinyl – $3.50 (shipping included, unless it's outside of the U.S.)
April 23rd, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Please consider whomping up some T-shirts! Cafe Press or something — I have no place for a sticker, but I would wear a T-shirt (tank top, hoodie) to death.
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Hi Ed,
First time commenter short time reader here. What does "NPF" mean? National Psoriasis Foundation?
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:10 pm
WTF? No shirts?
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:17 pm
NPF = No Politics Friday
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Ed – where is the Russian Cyrillic on your cool sticker?
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Ed, In Bulgarian now:
Ед – Къде е сурилски език?
April 23rd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Wait–what is this "bong" of which you speak?
April 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Sent. By "cover costs" I hope you mean restocking gin and/or tacos (aka blogfuel).
Thanks.
April 23rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I would definitely buy a shirt if they were to be made.
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I just hope my bank teller wonders where this new liquor-and-mexican food-themed restaurant is located.
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Shirts and other stuff are on the way. Perhaps some coffee mugs.
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:37 pm
A coffee mug would rock.
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Sweet! I will absolutely buy a shirt when they are made available.
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Ed – Please add a tip jar for those of us who don't need swag but would like to dump untold fortunes on your poor, funny-shaped head.
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Would love a G&T coffee mug for my desk at work!
April 23rd, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Pint glasses would be nice.
April 23rd, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Or martini glasses.
April 23rd, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I would buy a hoodie or a coffee mug. :-)
April 23rd, 2010 at 6:41 pm
see also: keychains, refrigerator magnets, Steins, Fake $$ with the logo and other artful amendments, towels(yes), pens that light up, Taco sauce. Yes I'd buy a shirt too.
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Ed, I want your babies, but I will settle for vinyl stickers of your website
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:43 pm
GOGOGO coffee mug!
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Sator,
Your pretence of plodding behind some plow like some ignorant farmer is beneath you. 'Fess up.
Today's bong is not your grandfather's bong. In fact, the current innovations – variable geometry, negative refractive index metamaterials, fluvial fundibulators, and do we even need to mention anticavitation venturi gates? – have been incorporated into the x-37B.
Another successful launch.
Now, you must excuse me, but my hat is leaking water on the carpet…I…think…
April 23rd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
I want a hat that I can wear backwards. That would make Ed proud!
Oh, and condoms?
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:03 pm
T-shirts with a Canadian option please!!
April 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 pm
That purchase took all of 0.8 seconds to decide upon. Its damn about time Ed.
I want a Special Edition Teabagger Ed Action Figure with tin foil cap!
April 24th, 2010 at 3:17 am
t-shirt that says fuck ayn rand please
April 24th, 2010 at 3:30 am
Oh. That's perfect.
April 24th, 2010 at 7:55 am
Great! Now I have something to stick over my ears the next time Sarah Palin tries to give a speech!
April 24th, 2010 at 8:17 am
Cafe Press, t-shirts, easy. Sign me up, Dr Ed.
April 24th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
hey Ed and other G&T Readers, thought you would like this link.
http://ephphatha-poetry.blogspot.com/2010/04/imagine-if-tea-party-was-black-tim-wise.html
April 24th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Elder Futhark,
Well played, sir.
April 25th, 2010 at 3:21 am
@ Polk
I love the idea of a "fuck ayn rand" shit it would be nice to have a more work/school appropriate shirt. One that will still piss off randtards.
April 25th, 2010 at 6:32 am
Sellout.
April 25th, 2010 at 10:24 am
Sellout.
April 25th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I just discovered this site today (Mike the Mad Biologist) and I will totally buy one of those as a shirt. I'll be RSSing, so please post when you've got em.
April 25th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Gin and Tacos dildos? You know, for the special women in our lives.
April 26th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
YES! Anti-Ayn Rand shirt, pls. I hate that genocidal ho-bag.
April 26th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
I'm holding out for the classic tote bag. Or, the umbrella featuring a picture of the classic tote bag.
December 30th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Hello.This post was extremely motivating, particularly because I was looking for thoughts on this subject last Wednesday.