Working on an FJM, but dammit if this loser didn't write an 1100-word column of stupid. I'll post it as soon as possible.

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16 Responses to “DELAY”

  1. Matt Says:

    In honour of the firing of Joe Morgan?

  2. Erin Says:

    Is it something about drawing the wrong parallels between how unlike Germany after WWI we are even though we've basically bankrupted ourselves fighting a couple wars? Happy Veterans Day.

  3. anotherbozo Says:

    Now I've come to expect my G&T fix and you don't have it yet, dammit. Vodka and pannini ain't the same.

  4. Ike Says:

    Hot dogs and Zinfandel don't meet the need either.

  5. Monkey Business Says:

    Bourbon and Burgers isn't bad though.

  6. JohnR Says:

    You're gonna need a bigger blog..

  7. J. Dryden Says:

    I go for Meth and Cheese Fries.

    And then Meth and Cheese Fries.

    And then Meth and then I deconstruct the Fries because think about it man think about it you don't actually FRY the CHEESE I mean the CHEESE doesn't FRY it's the BREADING that fries not the cheese the CHEESE just MELTS it just MELTS man but what if you actually FRIED the CHEESE ITSELF I mean not with this fryer obviously because it can't do the job man it can't do it but if you take it apart man if you take it APART and see how it DOES it I mean really SEE how it DOES it how it WORKS how it FRIES then you could make it so that it actually FRIES the CHEESE fuck the breading the BREADING is IRRELEVANT it's a DISTRACTION you've got to FRY THE FUCKING CHEESE.

    And then more Meth.

  8. Voting Solves Nothing Says:

    I prefer marijuana and chocolate.

  9. chautauqua Says:

    Rum and….well, more rum.

  10. jeneria Says:

    PBR and Mee Goreng

  11. jazzbumpa Says:

    Talisker, straight up and peanuts.


    Here's the skinny on Joe Morgan.


  12. Rick Says:

    In honor of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi . . . . "bunga & bunga"

  13. Hazy Davy Says:

    Some of JDryden's cheese fries.
    (Hands JDryden a sponge and a 3gallon bucket of floor cleanser.)

  14. fuzzbuzz215 Says:

    ass and titties.

  15. tommytimp Says:

    Fish eyes and mop water.

  16. eau Says:

    Gin on Tacos. Not advised.