Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
Jex says:
You make money off these, right?
John Danley says:
Summerstylez sum coffee mugz, up in here.
I've been waiting for G&T coffee mugs longer than I've been waiting for Kissinger to die.
E* says:
For the ladies and the generally womanly shaped folk: Lest you think that Ed is a sexist bastard when only the men's styles pop up at the link, select the tiny "see all styles" link under all of the colors for a myriad of other options.
Ed might still be a sexist bastard, but his t-shirt options will never reveal it.
Middle Seaman says:
Et tu, Ed?
Kevin says:
I want a shirt that says "DOPAMINE'S ONLY NATURAL PREDATOR", and a coffee mug.
sluggo says:
I want a shirt that says Opiate of the Asses.
Jessica says:
No women's sizes? Seriously? I'm so super bummed.
c u n d gulag says:
As big as I am, I should get paid for wearing someone's t-shirt!
Amanda says:
Shouldn't it have the website on there someplace?
Emerson Dameron says:
The red one is already out of stock.
mothra says:
Heh. Once you start servicing the customers, the customers get all up in your grill. That being said, I'm all about the magnet. Can I customize the t-shirt to turn into a magnet (other than sewing magnets into the t-shirt, that is…)?
nate says:
Hugh: I know this is what they think people like me think, so I hate thinking it, but I just find myself thinking that they're from a different fucking species. You know, with their t-shirts and weird trousers and tabards. Why do they wear clothing with writing on it? And why are they so fat?