t's great that the cage fight at the White House - an almost fatally embarrassing thing in its own right; try saying the phrase out loud - is happening during the NBA Finals, the Stanely Cup Finals, and the Men's World Cup. Unless he dies at ringside, it might be the 4th sports headline on Monday. Emphasis on "might be."
Sure we're auctioning off whatever tiny shreds of dignity we have left as a nation but isn't it worth it to maybe be the top story on Yahoo! Sports for 20 minutes between World Cup group stage results like "Paraguay vs. Turkey" and "Ascension Island vs. Bir Tawil" ...
They're calling this an IPO because legally they can't print up a giant banner reading HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD A BAG, YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT?
Make sure YOU don't miss out on the opportunity to put up 48% of the money for 4.2% of the stock! Book value, $8! ...
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me, describing Maynard James Keenan to the trainee police sketch artist who only fills in on weekends: ...
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vegymper says:
I want this as a poster. E.g. size 1,5 ft by 2,5 ft or so. You can charge me and send the high definition file to be printed wherever.
Interrobang says:
Someone I know posted a photo of themselves on FB the other day with their Clurb shirt on! :) Too awesome!
I may need to order a sticker. You ship to Soviet Canuckistan, right?
Rory W says:
Saw this today and immediately thought of you, Ed.
Vandals turn Soviet-era star into SpongeBob's Patrick Star
https://www.cnet.com/news/patrick-star-spongebob-soviet-star-russian-vandals-voronezh/#ftag=CADf328eec