I have the opportunity to interview at Regent University. If that name is not ringing a bell, go ahead and click the link. Yeah.
Part of me wants nothing to do with these retards, and the rest of me thinks I need to do this – wearing a wire or hidden camera, of course. I could ask fun questions like "Will your employment benefits cover my life partner?" and let them know that converting to Sunni Islam has really improved my ability to connect with students. All I need is a way to work dinosaurs into the conversation. Frankly I don't see what could go wrong.